Hi Ethan!

Do you remember that one time I was working on a procedural voices algorithm for a game project? Well, the game isn't finished and neither is the voice algorithm but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Anyways, you helped me create a voice using your samples, so I thought it would be fun to steal those and make you read your birthday message to yourself!

Happy birthday Ethan! You are easily one of the closest friends I've ever had, and it's not even close. I've never met someone who's so willing to be goofy and crazy with me, but also has the capacity to be so serious when needed. I appreciate you as a friend and also just as a human on this planet. You make a difference in my life, so I'm sure you do for other people as well.